d-adpool:

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you’re getting my left labia at best

amourmavie:

lanndscape:

inkpressedpetals:

wuntrum:

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

snakeater:

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

myvisionly:

I love morning silence I wish it was like this all day

probuccalfat:

you can go back to the past but nobody’s there

missinyouiskillingme:

How come I’d never hear you say „I just wanna be with you“? Guess you never felt that way..

— Kelly Clarkson, Since U Been Gone

lustcannibalism:

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

draegaa:

okthisway:

its-funnytwittertweets:

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i’m able to say oh that’s my friend. from gif.

My personal favorite is starting a new show I saw on Tumblr and realizing friend from gif is not the main character, or even a major supporting character. Who are these people and where is my friend?

letsbelonelytogetherr:

— v, excerpts from a book i’ll never write #2 (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

thememedaddy:

thememedaddy:

thememedaddy: